fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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fill:

the:

tub:

up:

half:

way:

then

ride

it

with

my

SURFBOART

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Sometimes having a really great long term memory is great, but if your short term memory sucks you end up like me.

I still have my ex’s phone number memorized, but I can’t remember to gas up my car before I run out of fucking gas.

Bright side, I sign my ex up for text alerts when I am signing up for random offers online.

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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what-if-i-was-funny:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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alright picasso calm down

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